The never ending story that banged your mom...twice..

"He" accepted Pelo's challenge... They would not use elemental powers, only their strength. "I need no powers to defeat you..." He swiftly drew a katana from his back and put his Gauntlets into his satchel. "Prepare to be destroyed, monster!" With incredible grace, he lept towards Pelo gracefully, faster than lightning, cutting straight through his right kidney. Pelo began to bleed uncontrollably, and he would find himself losing consciousness soon... "He" stood over Pelo as he collapsed... "He" would end this quickly for him... Even though "He" needed to kill him... He did not want to take the life of a human willingly... He prepared to plunge the katana into Pelo's face... and did just that...

-lieing there with the katana shoved directly into his cheek, Pelo regains consicousness-"whuh...why haven't i died..." -a slight pick up in the wind occurs- "soi,soi,soi" "who..whos there!" "I am the monument to all your sins"
"what the fuck" "lolololololollolololololololololollol. Hello i am master cheif"
"uh...damn action figures"-kicks the cheif away- "pelo,pelo w8"
"what?" "he will destroy the world...if he carries on with his mission. you have to stop him" "And how will i go about that" "open your mouth" "huh" "do it"
"fine"-pelo opens his mouth- "lololol down down down!" -the cheif slides down pelo's throat, pelo begins to choke, then the cheif climbs out faster then ever- "here use this thing" "what is it?" "idk a condom?" "how the hell did a..." "its not a condom dip shit..." "then what is it?" "its the guantlet of time" "do i have to kill...him?" "no" "well....thats too bad" "your not going to..." "oh im afraid i am" -pelo chops off the cheif's head-"cant let anyone know i have this till the times right...now i have to find zap..i cant let him die!"

"He" walked over to Zappingstar's body, writhing in pain of the bolt that was administered to him. He walked towards Zappingstar, slipping the Gauntlet of Fire onto his left hand. As soon as he gripped the gauntlet into a fist, the Gauntlet became a fiery oblivion, cocked back behind "Him", he prepared to strike Zappingstar with the blazing inferno. "This is where it ends for you and your evil conquest!!" He cocked his blazing inferno behind himself...

A beam of light bursts from the wound administered to Zappingstar. Ice combines with light to form an incredibly amazing arrow of pureness. It blows through "Him," not destroying "Him," but sending the strange man far away until help arrives

THIS POST COUNTS- THERE ARE NO RULES IN THIS POST FIGHT, AND TEENAGERS CAN JOKE ABOUT POLITICS IF THEY FEEL LIKE IT!!!!

~WHTWNDERGUY1(BITCHES)





after many many posts of training and recruiting powerful demons and terrifying creatures, the worshipers of John McCain find one more recruit they need, the master chief. they revive the master chief that pelo killed, and begin talking:
"vote for McCain" "hell yah!" "so... you slip the teleporter into pelo?"
"yep, and that time gauntlet shit i told him about, that was his spleen, besides, everyone who's not a noob knows that Whtwnderguy1 can control any source of matter with the most powerful weapon of all: love. he's the most beautiful thing in the universe, and if he anyone looks at him, they will become his willing slave, so who needs a fucking elemental gauntlet when you can support John McCain and Whtwnderguy1?" "exactly! now teleport pelo into the presence of whtwnderguy1!" "OK" *POOF* as pelo comes into the presence of whtwnderguy1, he gazes, and says "master of hotness... i will forever be your slave, and vote for John McCain, if you do me the honor of destroying me and reviving me as one of your own...." Whtwnderguy1 merely grimaces as if someone just took a huge shit in front of him and says "you are not worthy, and must be destroyed in the name of John McCain!" Pelo smiles and says "Yes master, in the name of John McCain!"
Whtwnderguy1 lifts his mask and an awful light of beauty and uncontrollable power takes over pelo. his soul is killed and rebirthed into a true voter of John McCain, and then Pelo's soul and body are left into nothing but a sign saying "vote for McCain". Whtwnderguy1 smiles and says, "i have spared his soul by reverting him into a McCain worshipper, he will not suffer in hell, rather his essence will be used to revert other's souls to worshipping the one that is McCain." now that one is down, Whtwnderguy1 knows that he must get others to vote for McCain too, by will, or by force....

RD decides to set up a life shop in his realm of noone who means ill will can enter realm,and will sell anyone back their lives no matter how they are killed...shop closes in 3 days....

MAGE!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP EDITING MY POSTS??????????????????????????????????????????????
AND WATS WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT POLITICS?????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!two2!

okay,new rule,you HAVE to let the person you're attacking fight back,aka post .so it's kinda like a post fight

it was fun while it lasted...

-walking down the burning path that is called his world, pelo continues to search for zappingstar, the onne he has to protect...- "damnit i have to find him sooner or later" -walking over a hill he spots the one knowen as "zappingstar- "ah there he is" -approaches zappinstar-

The arrow of holy ice had left "Him" pinned against a mountain 2000 feet in the air. He woke up, noticing an irritating itch in his right shoulder. After finding out what it was, he felt the pain. The ice stream had impaled through his right shoulder. He looked down at the long drop. He realized... That he couldnt get out of this... "Rena... I've failed you..." He dropped his head in shame, accepting his non-existent death. But then, he felt something... A motivational force enter his soul, urging him to go on. "I'll resurrect you, Rena.. I'll create the gauntlets of Life and Ultima.. But I need to get the Time Gauntlet... And knowing that you are encouraging me... I know I can do it..." He grabbed onto the arrow of ice that stuck out 7 feet, and began to slide himself off of it. The pain was immense, but he would die if he stayed there. He finally slid off of the end of the icicle, letting out a scream of pain as he plummeted to the ground. He drew his gauntlet of Fire and began concentrating the power on the ground, hoping to heat up the air and slow his fall. The heat was intense, but he landed safely. He was very weak though after what happened. His right arm was completely numb. "Chiyu..." He was suddenly enveloped in a white aura, and it healed him, but not completely. Luckily, his muscles and bone structure were intact. The aura had healed him, but the pain was only eased, not cured. He needed to rest... He sat against a tree. And he needed to eat... All that he had in his satchel was some turkey breast, fried chicken, ham, his gauntlets, and a picture of his dead wife and son, Rena and Jack. He took some chicken breast and ate it quickly, looking at the pictures of his wife and son... He started to cry... "I'll bring you two back... I promise..." After an hour of eating chicken, reminiscing, and resting, he got up, determined as if he just went through the best pep talk of his life, and drew the gauntlet of Earth and Shadow. "When this is over... I'll teach you to summon, just like you wanted to, Jack..."

Zappngstar greets pelo with a slight nod then the two once again continue to search for rd, the only one who knows the location of those chosen by the time gauntlet trio to protect it. So far one has aided Zappingstar (pelo), and has replaced one of the weak, mindless, traitor servants of the time gauntlet with this new found warrior. To overthrow this power hungry selfish man Zappingstar must collect the servants of the time gauntlet and reunite the other gauntlets to restore the natural order of life, death, and balance in the world...


But first, Zappingstar has some unfinished business to do
*Knocks on the door of a rich Texan Republican looking home*, John McCain answers the door
BOOM HEADSHOT BITCH!!!!!!!!!
John McCain falls to the ground, bleeding uncontrollably. Due to his ignorance, political stance, and likeliness to George W. Bush, he is unable to be resurrected or have his life bought back from rd
OBAMA FTW!!!!!

(Now, Can we please try to keep fucking politics outa the god damn story whty?)

"you didn't have to shoot him...I wanted to stab him :("
-as the two search for rd a strange aura comes over them...but they bursh it off and continue their search-

ok so whtwnderguy1's army of John McCain supporters died because Whtwnderguy1 didnt actually support McCain or care about politics, so he killed them and stored their power. and... pelo didnt actually die or anything, it was just some crazy dream Whtwnderguy1 had..... dammit!
so Whtwnderguy1 will begin a new life with a new goal... to seek revenge on those who edited his posts, i mean those who defeated him before.
Whtwnderguy1 sighs, and heads for his first destination...

As "He" rose up, he stumbled, but regained his balance soon after. His arm still hurt, but it was fully operational. He slipped on the Gauntlet of Ice and conjured a small spere of water the size of his fist and drank it. The purity of the water energized him. He slipped the Gauntlets of Earth and Shadow back on and walked in the direction of where he was thrown. "Don't worry, Rena... Don't worry, Jack... Once I fuse all of the gauntlets into Life and Ultima, Ill bring you two back... Then I will keep Ultima from the forces of evil... I'm not giving up... Never...!" That was just the encouragement he needed. He began to run in place, picking up speed. He was running in place at mach speed in no time, and jetted to the area the fight was. He arrived in the presence of his opponents. "I'm not giving up that easily... The last Gauntlet will be mine... I swear, I will obtain victory, in the name of Rena and Jack Matsuda!" He took up his battle stance and gathered the Shadow energy in his left fist, and conjured the power of Wind in the other with the Gauntlet of Earth.

Whtwnderguy1 arrives at his first destination, Zappingstar's mind, and collects all the information he needs to know about Zappingstar(and perhaps more than he should know). he then teleports in front of Zappingstar and challenges him to a summoning duel.

-pelo knows the haxer knowen as "him" can't be stopped so easily...using the gauntlet of time he stops the time-"cmon zap lets get out of here" -and using the magic he'd always knowen he and zappingstar continue off leaving whty to die from "him"- "i cant let you die now"

As pelo and zappingstar begin to leave the place where Whtwnderguy lay cringing, an enormous silver dragon rises up from his still chest. It began as a whisp of smoke but steadily grew untill the dragon filled the entire sky. Zappingstar instantly realizes that this dragon is the one of the servants of the time gauntlet!!!! It represented purity and is one of the keys to revealing the gauntlets presence. Pelo and Zappingstar must recruit Whtwnderguy's spirit and power before this evil unknown gauntlet master makes the worst mistake ever....

The time freeze had absolutely no effect on "Him". He revealed an incredibly detailed tatoo of the cycle of time around his neck. "This is the Ultima Mark. The forces of the Gauntlets have no effect, nor do they have backfire against me as long as I have it. It will take a lot more than that to stop me! Nothing will stop me from doing what is right!" With a determined roar, he shot a bolt of shadows at the spirit, suspending the dragon in a cage of pain. "Where is the gauntlet of Time? Tell me or your soul will walk the earth forever!" He tightened his fist, causing the shadows to do even more pain to the spirit.

Rd realies that his shop isnt being used and staying in this nice realm is boring,so he dons his enchanted rogue armor,which,due to the enchantments,is now the most powerful armor in the multiverse.he then walks up to a portal which leads to wherever he pleases,and he decides to ally with 'him'.before leaving,he also grabs his also heavily enchanted whip,stupid of him to forget it...

he steps into previously mentioned portal and teleports right beside 'him',and glances at the funny thing inside the cage being tortured and starts to talk to 'him'...

"He" agrees to an alliance with Rdxer. "I'll work with you on one condition.. You must help me find the Gauntlet of Time... And I have a suspicion that Zappingstar and Pelo have it... Once I obtain the Gauntlet of Time, I can make you and Tahu immortal..." 'He' conjured the force of Shadow and Earth in his hands, prepared to unleash it on Pelo and Zappingstar...

Rd,aka 'the Rogue' says that he wanted to help 'him' find the gauntlet of time anyways,because he realized that 'he' is the only one with a good purpose in this entire thread.Rd slings his whip into his belt and pulls out the fabled dual wield dragon crossbows,with over 9000 dragon bolts in his infinite storage quiver,and prepares to help 'him' pwn zap's and pelo's arses...

Whtwnderguy1 breaks the time pause with his hawtness and says, "I will join you if you STOP editing my F***ING POSTS!!! and if you agree to this, we will destroy the one who edits my posts the most and gives me a hard time daily: 'him'..... now get your chastity belts on, cuz ur gonna be spending a looong time with me, and i know everyone's tempted when they see me...... (this is a joke, apparently you guys cant just know what a joke is unless i spell it out for you, so for the record: THIS IS A JOKE!)

Zappingstar realizes that all of a sudden he is alone, and does the only thnig he can in this situation, he performs a quick ritual and a huge portal opened above Zappingstar's head. In the portal everyone could make out the faint outline of a gauntlet before the portal closed forever. Nothing can reopen it, not in any time. Ever. The natural order had to be restored, Guthix did not will it to be undisturbed. Bad things happen in the world, including the merciless slayings of innocence women and children. But without bad in the world, there cannot be good. The war between "Him" and his past would have to end, but Zappingstar could grant the mysterious man one final thing if "He" wills it...

no zappingstar, his wish is impossible...would you like to know why?
many years ago...i had a pregnant wife....then she was murdered...i swore to kill the man who ruined my life...i learned of the gauntlets...i would use them to rip the mans life straight from his body then burn his rotten corpse to the bone...and i did...then i learned of another gauntlet...the gauntlet of life.I tried to revive it...but then...my worst enemy came before me ...snatching the gauntlet from me...then he cursed me...cursed me with my immortality...then he destroyed the gauntlet...and it was gone...there were many immitations i found but they never worked...and now im forced to roam this hellish world...he can never be happy till the day he dies..for he will never know true sorrow...the longer he resists dieing..the more drawn from his love will he become...soon he will become crazy searching for the gauntlet of life...i know first hand that if he takes this gauntlet...the gauntlet of time..it will ruin many lives..if he wishes to use it the way i know he will...
he thinks of us as evil...but he is as worse as we are...he is as seduced just as much.we could easily defeat them...if we used our powers to the maximum of our capabilities...he doesn't know how much i can do to him...i can make him wish he was never born...now we must find the rd...