The never ending story that banged your mom...twice..

-pelo awakens in the white nothingness...-

He takes a step -crash- and falls seepingly back into the real world...and begins looking for tahu in an never ending lie of chaos

Tah seals off pleo's world, locking rd in it for all time...

"heh, my plan went just as it should have..."

-while walking the scarred remains of the world pelo comes across a huge fire titan stopping him dead in his tracks- "..Die you mother fucker...."
-pelo draws his blade and the fight begins-

little did he know that whtwnderguy1 was that fire giant, who easily picks up the noob and then throws him into........NO! HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE!!!!! whtwnderguy1 quickly realizes he left his wallet behind, and spends it on a new look, turning him into a very hot WHTWNDERGUY1!!!
(with caps)

-Pelo goes back in time to the point where the he shouted "..die you mother fucker..." and discretly ice barrages the hell out of the fire titan crumbling him to the ground and into the lava pits....-"stupid bitch"

on pelo goes into the mist to find tahu and destroy her...

ford takes out his get-me-out-of-this-random-fuckin'-situation device and teleports back to the real world,as a LEVEL 1000 DEMON!!!!!LOOLOLOLOLOL!!!

-spots tahu and hides behind a rock- "this is it... my final destination... today the madness ends..." -pulls out draugnov- -aims at tahu's head- BOOM -pulls trigger- -watches tahu fall to the floor and sees black blood ozze out of her body-

"mission accomplished"

-Teleports to home base-

ford in his now lvl 1,000,000 demon self (levels very fast) goes to tahu's corpse and uses his mod/demon powers to revive her and make her invincible to pelo.THEN he teleports to pelo's home base,destroys it,picks up pelo's tiny little self up and with barely any effort,squishes him between his fingers,drops him,stomps on him,breathes fire on him,eats him and digests him in seconds,toasting him again,corpsehumps him,and finally using his mod/demon powers to perm ban him,making it impossible for him to rise again

-the spirit of pelo looms over rd- "tahu canot be revived for my curse has made it impossible look deeper into the past and you will see a similar curse to yours..only yours...is reversable....


-hacks into mages acc and unbans pelo-

Now you die

-takes heavenly sword and stabs rd repedeatly till he lvls down and is blinded by the hax he took- -pelo kills him then revives him only to actually save him-then pelo teles away to unknowen location leaving rd behind

rd gets up,the blindness and all faded away,and says 'whatever,he's only like lvl 76,i could pwn him in my sleep even if im just lvl 85 now' gets his better-than-pelo's gear and wanders around,looking for a new target...

P.S. the curse that was used to prevent tahu from being revived was easily broken by my lvl 8 curse break spell,so she's fine now,lol...

whtwnderguy's always hot and macho self emerges again, cuz u cant kill someone if they're hot, and teleports to the world wide web and starts a blog about politics and convinces people that barack obama should suck a cock (to this rd says 'f**k you wht!racist freak!and obama pwns!)(to that whtwnderguy says u sucka cock too rd!!)and that they should kill rd and pelo in the name of john mccain!
meanwhile, everyone who does not support whtwnderguy melts because of his intense hotness.

"I AM P310!!!!!!!" Pelo turns into the real Pelo the lvl 268"

-dark side theme plays- i will kill every last one of you...till my dieing breath you will all die in one swift narrow strike!" -picks up zamorak god sword- i think i can altar this...-infuses magic into the hilt- hmm... kinda big and bulky...should bend it a little...-messes around with the godsword a bit-
-grabs Mp5 and a draugnor-- lastly a pistol just incase-

A lighning bolt spots pelos gigantic sword making the tiny noob into a huge lightning rod. As an enormous beam of electricity erupts from the sky and races towards pelo, the sun rips in half and out steps Zappingstar. Picking up pelo in a gigantic hand, he stretches the lifeless corpse into a spear and begins jabbing left and right. the violent motion has left pelo a willing slave unknowingly doing whatever his master Zappingstar says. The great Zappingstar brings his servant to life and powers it up then unleashes its raw power upon the world

-P310 walks beside zappingstar- - then whilst zappingstar sleeps he enters a nightmare upon wich he dies...beheaded by the altered godsword..the mind control forces P310 to act upon the dream and thus, kill zappingstar leavin his beheaded body to rot...off to seek revenge on the one they call"RD" and then end everything that fucked the world up with tahu's death FOR HE IS P310!!!! own

It was just then that "He" appeared... He was a young man, no older than 22 years old, with wild untamed white hair, powerful chainmail, and a red vest covering it. He slipped on two dangerous looking gauntlets that seemed to radiate fire in the left, and ice in the right. Riding on a Terrorbird, he kicked off of it, soaring several hundred feet into the air, throwing the fist of fire into the air. it became even more fiery, pulsating with powerful flames, ready to incinerate any foe that they touch. The fist of Ice stayed below his waist, gathering the force of water and ice. Remaining suspended for a minute, the most noticable things in the sky were two spheres- one of fire, and another of ice. He sent icicles and frozen water streams raining down onto True Pelo, while collecting even more energy in his left fist. He began to plummet down at supersonic speeds towards True Pelo, and once he was a few seconds away from his target he shouted three words... "Tsume... No Kondoruuuuu!!!!" The fist of fire collided with True Pelo, resulting in a blinding flash that lasted for 20 seconds. After the smoke cleared, there was a large crater where Pelo once stood... But there was no sign of Pelo... As "He" emerged, he was badly hurt, chanting the words "Chiyu... Chiyu... Chiyu... Chiyu..." After a minute of the incantation, his wounds were fully mended in an emerald aura.

As the green aura continued to radiate around "him" hislife force suddenly evaporated away. Some one had tainted the aura to poison but make it feel as if one had been healed. the dust of the noob called pelo gathers back together, but pelo is asleep. He did not realise that by destroying Zappingstar's only link to the physical world that pelo helped Zappingstar acheive the impossible, complete imersion into the world of dreams and subconciousness. In the world of dreams, time has no effect, and no one may enter other than through the sleep of permanent bodily death. As the unchallenged king in a world wit unlimited possiblities, Zappingstar may use nightmares to destroy people from the inside. By destroying pelo's mind, Zappingstar searches for the legendary Rd so he may learn more of the power now in Zappingstar's possesion. Rdxer is the only one to ever reac th other dimension without embracing sleepless death...

-searching for rd and tahu once more pelo comes across a rogue campsite-
-quickly he engages the rogues ad is greatly over whelmed-
-realising he wont be able to finish off every last rogue with his sword he whips out his Mp5 and begins unleashing an array of bullets on the rogues-
-shortly afterward they all fall to the ground dead-

RD teleports to a far away land where noone can attack anyone and killing other people for no reason doesnt exist,builds a nice house,and lives in it for eternity because he got tired of this game.

and he uses his powers to make tahu invincible to everything,including things that would otherwise make her vincible 'you would have to have seen an episode in that 70's show to get that'.

-finds tahu- -SLASHS AT HER REPEADITLY- WHY!WONT!YOU!DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-takes draugnor- -repeadtly shoots her head with the sniper-
well then...if i cant kill her...i cant toture her to no end :)

-and off pelo took tahu to be tortured until pelo's death emerges-"foolish of you rd...always making mistakes these days"-black out-
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After having most of his life force sucked away, "He" casted a spell of instant health, but required the deactivation of one of his seven elemental gauntlets for an hour. He chose to deactivate Ice. The tainted aura was vanquished and he was fully restored. "He" realized that the only way to bring peace to these lands is to defeat everyone that was still fighting... He needed to defeat Zappingstar first, for his immersion within the dream world was a terrifying power.... After predicting what would happen, "He" reached to draw another gauntlet. This elemental gauntlet carried the element of Space. "He" placed it on his right hand, and placed the Lightning gauntlet on his left. In total he carries seven gauntlets. Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Holy, Shadow, and Space. He still needed one gauntlet... The gauntlet of Time. Then by combining the gauntlets of Time and Space would he be able to warp reality, but the Gauntlet of Time has never been seen... The reason he had been collecting the gauntlets of Power was to bring all eight of them together in order for them all to fuse into a pair of incredibly powerful gauntlets... The gauntlets of Life and Ultima. Ultima is a fusion of all elements, and can use the powers of fire, ice, lightning, earth, holy, shadow, space, and time without switching, or it can be used all at once with this terrifying gauntlet of power. The other is the gauntlet of Life, which can steal and give life at whim, and he plans on using the Life to revive his dead wife and child, and to use the gauntlet of Ultima to vanquish all evil... But first he must find the gauntlet of Time to complete the set... And to do that, he must vanquish the Chosen Shadows... The Chosen Shadows are 3 people selected by the god of Demons without the Chosen Shadows knowing it, to carry immense demonic magicks... He has eliminated two... and Zappingstar is the last...

With that said, "He" needed to enter the dream realm... He drew his Space gauntlet and punched a hole into space. It lead "Him" into his own mind... It was a dark place, filled with nothing, for he had no past, no future... And no name. He quickly diverted his attention to Zappingstar... He replaced the gauntlet of Space with the gauntlet of Holy, and the gauntlet of Fire with the gauntlet of Lightning. With Holy on his right and Lightning on his left, he charged up his elemental powers... And he launched a heavily concentrated combination of lightning and holy power, striking Zappingstar directly in his torso. After the holy bolt made contact with Zappingstar, he yelled a battle cry and leaped towards him. "I will defeat you... I must bring peace to these lands and find the gauntlet of Time... And you will fall before me!"

-Still torturing tahu pelo comes to a close in this madness-
"this is doing me no good...she's still able to fight back,wounded she may be..."-pelo gets a horific thought-"bury her...ALIVE"-knocking her unconcious he then tapes her limbs to each other and begins diging the hole. once the hole was complete he buried her there.then he covered the hole with dirt.inside coffin locked tightly with chains is where tahu would last forever.Pelo knew rd couldn't save her.Rd wasn't smart enough to beat pelo.Pelo didn't need to scheme to achevive his goals.he just needed power.Knowingly heading toward's "his" trap..pelo sets off.for "he" isn't saving the world with what hes doing.only killing humans.he know's "he" wants to rid the world of evil.but "he" doesn't know the truth.The truth is that evil can't be killed.because evil is not alive.Evil is it's own state.Evil is truth, hate, lies, love, and most importantly jelousy."He" is only wasting his time.Evil is impossible to finish off.Evil strikes and never dies.It only spreads.It spreads to those who don't die.It's an uncureable disease.The world is doomed to Evil in a non being state.Evil never dies.Only spreads.Pelo is capable of understanding this...but are the people?Is anyone a free thinker?Or is everyone shrouded by evil which has spread to almost everyone since the beginin of time.Time.Time is why evil can never die.Time ends things.Time is the most powerful thing besides evil itself.The only way to stop evil.Is to stop time.The only way to stop time.Is to stop those who keep it.And stopping them.Means you have to end the world to stop evil.So the war against evil.Is a pointless war.Because either way.Evil wins.Evil can't lose.Evil can only win.Evil can be stalled.But Evil's victory is inconceivable.So the question is.How long can you stall it...

RD sighs and uses long range powers to unbury tahu and make her actually invincible,making her skin harder than diamond and unbreakable by anything and the ability to make anyone who gets within 10 feet of here immediately die and get perm banned,and can never be unbanned even if the person hacks into the admin's account.there.now leave tahu alone,she hasnt even posted lately.

-snipes rd- damnit!!!you mother fucker!!>:[ i wanted to get revenges...

The blow that "He" did to Zappingstar was immense, Zappingstar began to fly through the black nothingness of "His" mind. "He" was following closely with his numerous gauntlets equipped. But wait? They look familiar from somewhere, but Zappingstar couldn't put his mind on it, just then Zappingstar began to fade out, but before losing total consciousness, Zappingstar manages to find the realm of Rd, and uses his last bit of energy to go there and recover from "Him"

-laughing meniacly- "so you couldn't even destroy zap?How powerful are you...let's find out" -draws blade- "we can do this one way..with honor...or we can use all of our powers and then have wasted them for nothing...because, well you know what will happen there...your decision..but I'd take off those gauntlets if I where you"