The never ending story that banged your mom...twice..

Basicly its a story THAT YOU CREATE...WITH NO LIMITATIONS OR RULES!

I'll start it out...

Plot: SUPER AWESOME DARK MAGIC WARZ!1!111ONE!

-pelo walks- -pulls out bazooka- BOOM BITCHEZ!


[ONLY RULE IS NO EDITING ANYONES POST OR YOUR OWN]

So what do i do?

Everyone makes up a little of the story as they go.

Mage casually strolls by, discreetly knifes pelo, and walks off again after shooting him in the legs with a .45 Mark XXIII.

Okay then...

Tah goes back in time, steals the knife and gun from Mage and does the same stuff to pleo.

Mage jacks Pelo's wallet and decides to go get some ice cream.

Tah comes along with Mage, seeing as she has pleo's wallet, too.

Mage gets hit by a 16-wheel semi going at 60 miles per hour, survives, shoots the tires, and PWNS the drunk driver.

Or does he survive...

While Mage was PWNing the drunk drive, Tah goes into forge mode and spawns herself a turret. She then opens fire on Mage!

Mage h4x0rz the game and kills Tahu with a shotgun assault rifle.

Tah falls down, dead. Mage watches as blood starts to leak out of her body...

*stabbing noise and a high, girly scream*

"Thought you got me this time, bitch??" Tah's future self says, as a very dead Mage slides off her knife...

*Offers her a cookie, and they become teh bestest fri3ndz!11!!11!1one*

Pelo revives....ANCIENT MAGICS BITCHEZ! COCKA DOODLE DOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Pelo kill s tahu and mage in a switft ice barrage-

-pelo rips a whole in the space time continuem and release a never ending paradox thrust by rockets and blazing arrays of fire that will wthout a doubt kill you and at the same time steals tahu's cookie and eats it vulgary as well as tea bagging mage 5 feet into the ground and then chopping off his head and feeding it to the dead truck driver and casts a vow of death causing revival to be impossible!-

then ford comes in and pulls out a BFG (Big F**king Gun) and blows up the entire place into bite-sized particles...

-pelo steals the big fucking gun and says- "hi, would you like to become a big fucking team?

ford decides that he would rather team with pelo than be blown into bite sized peices,so he teams up with pelo.

-Pelo walks down the lane and finds zappingstar in a tube and says- "log on in 5 seconds or ill have to kill you.." -pelo kills zappingstar with A BIG GOD DAMN FUCKING SWORD

Mage decides to end this quickly for Ford, for joining Pelo with OMNISLAAAASH!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Ij-anYBTY (Viewer wont work- NOT A RICK ROLL!)

ford uses his mod powers to revive zap and uses his mod powers to prevent pelo from using any weapons,picks up the BFG that pelo dropped,and blows pelo TO FUCKIN' KINGDOM KUM!!!!!!!!!LALALALALALALALALALALALALALAPWNSUNOOBLALALALAL

ford you were dead XD so we skip over fords...yay!

no,you didnt kill me,you just asked me to team up with you,lol

no mage killed you -sigh- soi soi soi!

Tah stands up, a peice of rubble falling off her body.

"Guns are for noobs" is all she says as she raises her hands above her head clasping the godsword that had just appeared above her head in both hands. The hilt looks... strange.

"Icthlarin godsword owns you, noobs" she says, bringing the sword down in an ark from above her head, a beam of pure darkness fanning out towards the two awstruck trio...

-runs at speed of light to tahu-...now it is your turn to die... -vieolently shoves sword into tahu deeper and deeper each second and then rips it out-

-as tahu's corpse falls to the floor pelo teleports away into the unknowen-

Or so you thought... you see pleo, as you ran towards me at the speed of light, the darkness and light collided and shattered the plains of being, dumping you into "your own little world".

So, in your world, i did die. In mine; our world, we saw you ripped apart into nothingingness... leaving the rest of your team alive, as you took the brunt of the blow.

ford teleports to pelo's world to do a one-on-one fight with pelo.....because he wants revenge on him for being such a noob...even though that makes no sense,lol