SPAM AND YOU DIE!

I swear if u spam this i will kill you in the night with A MINI VULCAN!!!!!!!!TEAR YOU TO PIECES WITH IT!OK heres the game.Well its more of a contest!Who can come up with the harshest way to die.REWARD!:Bragging rights and i suppose i could throw in a mstyery prize!

ripped apart by the foul odors of crappy perfume and the sweat of obese ppl. then have ur remains sucked into a 700 pound 100 year old lady's ummmmm, thing, were u shall decompose, and be forcd to haunt the menstural cycle for 1003 years till ur spirit finally invents a gun that can kill itself

uhm...

use telepathic powers to throw someone around the room,drag them into a room where you have your minions cut them apartn while they're screaming,take them out,hold them in midiar and pick them to peices,crash them into a window,and then explode them?

i got that from a FEAR expansion

okay then, beat this.....

just walking and when ever you touch anybody they just randomly explode and blast all their blood and guts on you. One day you just get so crazy you touch yourself....

i don't think i need to go any farther
[mm13 is scared of this sympton]

Hey mage!!!!!
Don't take those gloves offf or...
BOOM
you're dead!!!!!!

i got a good one,get this outta your head...

say its WWII.your a soldier who is fighting a natzi hand to hand.eventually the natzi pulls out a knife and tackles you to the ground.his knife is right over your heart and the only thing stopping it from stabbing you is that fact is that you're trying to push the natzi's arm away.even then,his knife is moving closer and closer to your heart.all you can do is scream at him to stop,but all he does is put his face in front of yours and say "shhh"as his knife peirces your skin and finally enters your heart,killing you....

the worst part is that there was also a private who was too afraid to even stop the natzi.

saving private ryan

yup ^_^

that was such a good movie!!!!!

If one of my fellow marines was a few seconds away from certain death, I would pull out my .45 and shoot that bastard in the head. We take care of our friends.

Get Icecube annoyed at you

i gotta fart

hey mage, in a landlocked state, they certainly do have alotta marines stuff here in colorado, when i was taking the coors tour (so my mom could get some free beeer lol) i saw a marnes recruiting building thing, and they are at our school even more than the army

Being cursed with immortality, and being attacked simultaneously with a Falcon Punch, Solid Snake's Flying Cobra (Flying Kick), 400 pounds of C4, and Tahunuva100's and Pelo's Fail... Over and over and over and over..... Until finally having your immortality taken from you, then be skewered by reeeaaaaaaally tiny needles through your body without piercing the heart and brain, whilst you slowly drown in your own blood.

yum!thatsa good blood!

imagine this. This is similar to the story of Jesus being crucified by the way. ahem...
you have to walk 100 miles completely naked with a heavy load. much much more than you can ever dream of carrying. there are hordes of people yelling ridicule at you. the people following you wont let you stop, if you slow down, they stab you with spears made of pure, freshy sharpened steel, scorched to perfection from magma from the nearest volcano. your shoulders are breaking, you can feel your knees giving way. after many many hours of the worst pain you could never imagine, the worst has only begun. people crowd around and watch as guards lay you down on what you were carrying, and nail your every limb to it. the begin taking knives and jabbing you everywhere with them. you feel to scream, but you are much too weak to even move. they stand up the colossal shard of splintery wood, and you sit there dangling by nails inside your body. the sweat and blood from your body make you slip through the nails. below is a deep pool of extra salty vinegar. as the rusty nails slide slowly through your torn up body, some people begin to murder all your loved ones in front of you. you hear their screams of terror. you want to close your eyes, but the people have nailed your eyelids open too! the nails finally seethe through your arms, and the rip out of your legs, and you plunge into the vinegar. you can still hear the cries of terror, and shouts of ridicule. you begin picking at your heart to kill yourself, and finally, you drown.

mommy!make the mean man stop saying such evil and disgusting things!

Dear Jesus whty...you win...

thank you Pelo, what do i get?? =D

must you really ask such an obvious question? you get...

<_<

>_>

ST00F!

wow, thats harsh whty

it's what Jesus went through, and then some :S

yes, well, i'm glad i'm not religious and have to see a crucified statue..icon...thing.. and be reminded of that every sunday.

Now don't be mean ford.That religous discrimination.Aswell as atheist extremism.Don't put off someone elses' religon just because you have different beliefs.Even though i know you weren't trying to offend whty or anyone else,but it can hurt somebody deeply.

i'm not athiest, just not religious.

and seriously, it's no big deal about what i said.