My supposed future funeral

Hello, or possibly goodbye i should say, for according to our friend Ford, i shall die by death of bears this week while camping in the ski town of Steamboat, Colorado.
Á tout á'leure everybody!
See ford for funeral details and make sure to wear either lime green or orange!

Okay, here's the dillio...

Time:10 a.m. Pacific (11 a.m. zap's time)
Attire:lime green and orange stuff.(i recommend the lime green from the gnome clothes store in the stronghold and orange from the canifis clothes store. if you want an orange cape, get one from relekka.)
Length:Hopefully just a bit less than an hour
Preacher:yours truly. I'll be using the guthix prayer book
Location:Taverly's druidic circle, where the herblore master and the altar to guthix is.

Make sure you all have something to say to zap on his "deathbed". if you wish to recite a prayer from your own prayer book, go right ahead.

We might do some catering, too. Please recommend anything to me and I'll get some of it.

Also! I will not be filming this event, but if anyone else wishes to film it, go right ahead.

The world is 64, as always, and we'll be 'cremating' zap at the end of the party/funeral.

Sorry, I can't make it...I have camp all week from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM.

Zap <3

I'll be there in spirit.

Poor Zap, i may not have a pray book, but i will recite something i've heard before at church.

I thank all of those who came: Mohamed Pate, I R Smart 13, Warriorpup, Velocitygirl (correct meif i messed up the spelling,) and our Guthixian Priest, Rdxer2.

i was a good preacher. =D

Yup,the problem is, there weren't any bears around. XD Just many, many chipmunks.

so zap... died? god finally!!!

Pfft, what's that supposed to mean punk!

Oh... Ur alive... Let's forget this... *hands cookie like a drug deal*

Riiiiight, "cookies." I catch your drift!