Jagex's 15 commandments

Lord oh lord...it seems that even if you say poof..you will be muted >.<...which brings me to this subject right here...Rule 1 Offensive language...by god...they've seen the same exact thing each time...why dont they just censor the word spoken...i mean it's much better to leave another player hung out to dry...it's like they want you to quit...oh and isn't this a 13+ game?
rule 2: Eh, no real problem here...
Rule 3: if only i could get a rs classic acc...
rule 4:Fuck you....
Rule 5:No one wants to impersonate you...you all suck
rule 6:WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHARE/TRADE ACC'S FREELY.Say im sharing an acc with my lil bro...
bro:lets share this acc
me:okay
(jagex moderator bursts into the room)
bro:HOLY SHIT!
MOD:MUTE'S AHOY!!!!!
bro:
me:who are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mod:i...i am your father!
me:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro:Fear my leet skills.
me:what did we do...
mod:SILENCE!you blasted account sharer!
bro:My woodcutting level is:6.
mod:andrew should be here any moment...(ties up the two children)
(andrew enters the room)
God andrew:who beith they???
mod:They be the defilers of the ancient text...the code of conduct!
God andrew:oh my, no matter...cut off their arm's and leg's first....
me:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro:selling dragon chainbody 10 million gold coins!
(chainsaw)
me:(random screaming)
bro::-(
me:my arms!!!!
God andrew:Bring forth the ban hammer...
Me: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(BAM!)
mod:nice work son...
God andrew:yes indeed...so did we ban the player by name of...jesus
mod:Sir yes sir!
God andrew:good...wanna hed out to a gay bar?
mod:aww, why do you treat me so good...



Rule 7:i find swiftswitch to be legal material...
rule 8:Shouldn't we be able to help ourselves out???
rule 9:RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!
rule10:...i can dera -lick my own balls thank you very much....
rule 11:what a piety...
rule 12:EVIIIILLL...evill!!!!those nasty hobbitses!(macroer approaches) EVIL!!!!!!
rule 13:i can protect myself without you andrew....
rule 14:but forums are for teh win :(
rule 15:OH GOD!!!!!!!!!DONT BLOCK THE ADVERTS!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!...how do you even figure this shit out....

i got muted for saying poof...beware

although some of that was funny,im choosing not to 'act all pissy' at this. and dude,i've never been muted,and tbh,its not that hard to just check what you say.but then again,im one of the few people who talks with actual grammer,although mage beats me when it comes to remembering punctuation.

....i got muted for saying poof....
Don't fuck with jagex guys...they're fucking heartless beasts...aswell as raping you in the ass if you break the slimest rule...My only suggestion is to remove rule 1 from the game...the worst of em all right there...it's the abused system's bitch...
If its a 13+ game...shouldn't we be mature enough to say as we please...I mean it's not my fault someone is offend by poof....fucking 5 year olds....another thing...The probable reason for why he reported me was this...

OH EM GEE IMMA BE MOD SUM DAY IM LIEK TEH AWESOME!!!!!!!1ONE!11ZZZZZ!!!!aaaaaaa!!!!!!!its a boner!!!!!imma be mod fo sure!!!1i can feel it!!!!!!!!!!!! i can feel it!!!!!!!!!!!!!okay...report...yay!!!


somewhere around the age of 7?what do you think...

come on,pelo,you have to give jagex some slack.so many people are only concentrating on the bad things they do,and while i admit one shouldnt be muted for saying 'poof',there is still plenty they do to make the game worth playing.if i have to deal with a few somewhat tight rules to play runescape,im fine with that.its not that hard for me,at least.

you haven't been banned twice O.O

if i was banned,i would understand the charges and try not to be an idiot next time.

uh huh...but really....Why dont they just censor those words you usually get muted/banned for:duche(not censored)fak azz shyte jack as botch it oes on and on...hmm looks like they're TRYING TO UTE YOU eh?

SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST BUT JAGEX DOES READ THOSE APPEALS!!!:D THEY REMOVED THE MUTE FROM ME YESTERDAY...as i sent a very good appeal so YAY!

see?jagex isnt that bad -.-

yes but the rules are....

i was muted for a day and they left my blackmark....
i agree with pelos thing about 13+ game cursing etc.