How to perform a successful Falcon Punch

HOW TO PERFORM A FALCON PUNCH

For mere mortals...

1. Cock your punching hand behind you, with your non-punching hand straight out in front.
2. Tense the muscles in your fist and arm for a few seconds while saying "FALCOOOON..." increasing in pitch.
3. Visualize all the things you hate in the world and imagine them right in front of you, cowering in fear of your iminent judgement.
4. Once you have collected enough power* in your fist, throw it towards the target and your non-punching hand backwards at the same time. Don't forget to scream "PUUUNCH!"
5. If performed correctly, your opponent will fall to the ground, or back a few feet, or through a brick wall.**
6. Vacate the scene IMMEDIATELY.

*If you're powerful enough, an aura of flame will appear around your fist and will take the shape of a Falcon.
**Only if you have successfully done the first *.


FALCON PUUUUNCH!!!

you do realise that if youbv taken karate, then its exactly the same as a tae kwon doe puch except that u scream falcooooon puuuuuunch

Really now?? O.o I never knew that. Im not into fist martial arts, more of grappling. Throws, submissions, that sort of thing.

ive quit it about 50 diff times, but i syill know the puch lol