Ways to tell if you're a noob in Halo 3

Hey guys, I wanna make this thread full of ways to be seen as a noob. You guys can post below and add on to my list!

These are in no particular order.

-You camp with the mauler

-You afk forever

-You can't snipe somebody standing still

-You can't crouch jump

-You don't know how to duel weild

-You think that the magnum is broken (THEY AREN'T BRINGING BACK THE SCOPE NOW GET OVER IT XD)

-If you think you're really good at halo because all you do is whore the vehicles and run people over.

-You do "Yo mama" jokes on Xbox Live through the mic.

-You blast music into your mic

-You don't use your D-pad to talk to your team mates

-You betray your team mates if they have the weapon you want

-You betray someone for the flag so you can score (this also occurs in oddball, etc.)

-You teabag :(

-If you PHAIL at driving a vehicle

-You can't stick a person standing still

-If you think a plasma batteries are special power-ups

-If you trash talk at people better than you

-If you think the gravity hammer is the best weapon in the game

-You think you're better than everyone because of your armor

-If you think the needler shoots through the wall

-If you talk trash an you're a 5 year old

-Camping with something other than the sniper or beam rifle

-On snowbound, all you do is pwn people in the ghost.

-If you betray when the game is about to end

-If you gloat about your gamer score

-If you try to get a virtual date

-If you blame everything on Lag or hax

-If all you ever do is play on one map

-You think the sword is a balanced weapon

-If you mooch

-If you mask your voice to sound older (IT DOESN'T)

-If you name is full of numbers

-If you're level 40 and you suck

-If you wait for a weapon to spawn

-You spawn kill

-If you think the bubble shield makes you invincible

-If you think the power drainer is a bubble shield

-If you try and duel wield the needler

-If you think you broke the turret when you break off the machine gun

-Throwing grenades directly at the ground to kill yourself at the end of the match

That's all I can think of. Now add more by posting below! I don't own halo 3 but I've played it various times and know how to be a noob! XD

ha! that is all so true!

i admit i occasionally teabagged, but after i got killed numerous times on a map (everyone on the enemy side obviously knew eachother irl and were really working together, they all even had the same symbol, albeit different colors, and half our team left after they saw this themselves.) the faggots (and i think i can use that term truthefully, for they virtually teabagged a person of the same sex) kept teabagging me every time they killed me, and i saw how disgusting it was.

i only apply to one, maybe two, of these, and i'm not a bad player. but maybe you should add 'throwing grenades directly at the ground to kill yourself at the end of the match' because i love doing that =]

I don't use the d-pad...it uses me...

psh, i dont even have halo 3, im probably considered a total FROOB lol.

Im sure I'd 1 shot you with a needler while jumping of the mountain to voi...cuz i dont taking fall damage XD




fail...iz epic