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Zaros is ruling everything, and then his manservant Zamorak pulled a fast one in bed and stole his throne, then Saradomin, his other manservant got all pissy and they fought over control of the world.
Then the God Wars began, and the two manservants pwned everything in sight with their armies. Scared n00bs hid or made massive changes to themselves. Saradomin called on his two friends to fight his battles for him. A retarded goblin (Bandos) and a crime against nature with a human for a father and a bird for a mother (Armadyl/The chicken man from Tehnoobshow).
Just when everyone almost got permabanned by Zamorak and Saradomin, Guthix woke up with a massive hangover and was pissed off at the noise. Guthix pwns Zamorak and Saradomin by hitting them over the head with a full bottle of Corona Light.
OTHER EVENTS DURING THE GOD WARS
Some demon pwns Uzer and then dies slowly after a hooker left him chained to his bed and stole his wallet without food.
Bandos gets mad at the only goblins that didnt want to throw their lives away and made them live in caves.
Al Gore fails to protect the world and the north is pwned by global warming, turning into the Wilderness.
The Barrows brothers get pwned.
A fucking slug tries to take over the world but gets pwned with salt by temple knights and gets locked in a closet.
The retarded goblin falls asleep on Feldip Hills and now a bunch of Shreks live there.
If dragons and wyrms were in high school, dragons would be the nerds and wyrms would be the jocks. Wyrms didnt graduate and disappeared.
People forget how to make ice (Ancient Magicks).
Agrith-Naar got pwned by Guthix for not making him a sammich.
Zaros is ruling everything, and then his manservant Zamorak pulled a fast one in bed and stole his throne, then Saradomin, his other manservant got all pissy and they fought over control of the world.
Then the God Wars began, and the two manservants pwned everything in sight with their armies. Scared n00bs hid or made massive changes to themselves. Saradomin called on his two friends to fight his battles for him. A retarded goblin (Bandos) and a crime against nature with a human for a father and a bird for a mother (Armadyl/The chicken man from Tehnoobshow).
Just when everyone almost got permabanned by Zamorak and Saradomin, Guthix woke up with a massive hangover and was pissed off at the noise. Guthix pwns Zamorak and Saradomin by hitting them over the head with a full bottle of Corona Light.
OTHER EVENTS DURING THE GOD WARS
Some demon pwns Uzer and then dies slowly after a hooker left him chained to his bed and stole his wallet without food.
Bandos gets mad at the only goblins that didnt want to throw their lives away and made them live in caves.
Al Gore fails to protect the world and the north is pwned by global warming, turning into the Wilderness.
The Barrows brothers get pwned.
A fucking slug tries to take over the world but gets pwned with salt by temple knights and gets locked in a closet.
The retarded goblin falls asleep on Feldip Hills and now a bunch of Shreks live there.
If dragons and wyrms were in high school, dragons would be the nerds and wyrms would be the jocks. Wyrms didnt graduate and disappeared.
People forget how to make ice (Ancient Magicks).
Agrith-Naar got pwned by Guthix for not making him a sammich.
